NZ 4 lifer

Well I finally became a Kiwi. I entered the room on my lonesome to a special meeting with the mayor and co-host. It was pleasant, but formal. I saith the oath, agreed to be Kiwi, and then received a very nice certificate of citizenship. There was a letter read aloud from Internal Affairs which welcomed me and my culture to this great land. It was very nice..I think I would like to frame it. After all, it is an honor to become one with New Zealanders - I couldn't think of a nicer place to live next to my homeland Canada. An official Caniwi.